btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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