I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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