Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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