If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's shark week go big or go home
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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