Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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