PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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