Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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