No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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