Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
wow bdsm is so cute
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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