whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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