do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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