I hate your face
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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