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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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