All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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