Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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