Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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