Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it wasn't lemon gatorade
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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