She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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