On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
this is an emotional support booty call
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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