with your own penis?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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