Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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