Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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