I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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