The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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