Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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