She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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