Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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