Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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