I'm lost and stupid without you.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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