bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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