their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yo dont text me then not text me
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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