have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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