Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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