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garbage dick
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you win
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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