Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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