Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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