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worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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