a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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