Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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