Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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