Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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