I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
where does the pee come out of this thing
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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