I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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