Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Randomize
