If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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