Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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