Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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