I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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