No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it because I queefed?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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