Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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