She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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