I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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