Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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