i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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