Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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