im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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