Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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