dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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